Fundamentalist minister Pat Robertson has dogged the New World Order at every turn, and has resigned himself to living the life of a millionaire in an effort to thwart our plans. Despite bearing the burden that this tragic lifestyle has caused him, Robertson has still managed to create a significant amount of trouble for the New World Order.

Robertson's apparent plan is to raise enough money to challenge our control of the media and then become president of the United States. From this position, Robertson could then convert America into a theocracy, thereby destroying the plans of the New World Order to create a single, world-wide society of Satan worshippers.

 Robertson began his campaign by becoming host of the 700 Club, a religious program with a target audience of people who have no better use for their money than to send it to a televangelist. Using the funds donated by viewers, Robertson started the non-profit Christian Broadcasting Network so he could create "The Family Channel." Once the Family Channel became profitable, Robertson transferred ownership of the channel to himself and his son. A few months later, Pat and Son took the Family Channel public, pocketing over $85 million in the process.

 Robertson is so concerned over the freedom of Christians to worship as they want that he partnered with African dictator Mobutu Sese Seko (the now-deposed and slain leader of Zaire), whose trademark was the slaughter of journalists and the banning of most Christian groups. The goal of this partnership was to raise money for Robertson so he could use it in his fight against the New World Order. To do this, Robertson created the African Development Company, a diamond mining company whose profits went directly to him. A little short on the cash to fly the necessary mining equipment to Zaire, Robertson flew the equipment to Zaire using money donated to the CBN and aircraft from one of CBN's charity groups.

With his vast wealth and power, Robertson has been able to create significant problems for the New World Order. He even wrote a book specifically about our organization. Aptly named The New World Order, Robertson's book detailed the plans of the Illuminati, the Masons, and the Jewish Bankers to establish a Satanic world-wide government. In his book and on the 700 Club, Robertson has also "outed" portions of our organization that we thought were safely tucked away from prying eyes. These include:

• Episcopalians
• Presbyterians
• Methodists
• Homosexuals
• Jews
• The Masons
• Feminists
• Planned Parenthood
• The Supreme Court
• New Agers

Robertson also revealed on the 700 Club (July 8, 1997) that he has discovered that Space Aliens are demons and escalated his battle against us by advocating the stoning of all UFO enthusiasts (and, presumably, astronomers and scientists interested in exobiology). While UFO enthusiasts seemed quite happy with the idea of getting stoned with the blessing of the church, the Space Aliens were, themselves, quite upset to find out that Robertson had revealed their secret.

A serious threat to the New World Order, Robertson has already launched presidential campaigns, and founded the Christian Coalition to further his own chances at the presidency and to promote the election of other resistance fighters. Robertson's theocratic agenda threatens to lay waste to our plans to destroy all good, Christian people and populate the world with Jewish feminist homosexual Episcopalian atheist Satanists. Rest assured that everything bad that happens to Pat Robertson has been, and will continue to be, the work of the New World Order.

Updated Jun 16, 2002