To truly be an evil conspiracy, an organization must have a plan and a goal. As the world’s leading conspiracy organization, the New World Order has both. Our main goal, of course, is to take over the planet and establish  one world-wide government. This will allow us to use all mankind as slaves for Satan, extraterrestrials, and the Democratic National Committee. This, of course, is the big picture. There are other—more subtle—elements to our master plan for the planet. Please study them. There will be a test.

	Economics In the future, you won’t need money.  Besides, if you did, we’d have it all, anyway.
	Religion We’re all about being anti-Christian. If it’s Satanic, Muslim, Jewish, New Age, or atheist . . . we’ll be there!
	Gun Control As anyone in the NRA can tell you, we’re the ones that invented gun control. We’d already have it, too, if it weren’t for Charlton Heston.

Updated Jun 16, 2002