It truly is useless to resist us. Yet, there are those who are foolish enough to seek the truth and disseminate it to the masses. These truly pathetic individuals have even, on ocassion, caused slight concern among the members of our organization. Nonetheless, our diabolical plans continue, despite these people who have somehow broken through the veil of secrecy in which we cloak our plans. These are, indeed, the best and brightest of the truth seekers, and they are humanity’s only hope against us.

Mark Koernke

The Mouth from Michigan. Never met a conspiracy he didn’t like.

Linda Thompson

The scourge of the New World Order. Black helicopters beware!

Norm Olson

Founder of the Michigan Militia. Exposed the U.N. weather machine.

Bo Gritz

Self-proclaimed “real life Rambo.” Patriotism for profit.

The Republic of Texas

They do grow ‘em bigger down there. They lien a little to the right.

Pat Robertson

Holy Roller. Do you beee-leeevuh?

Updated Jun 16, 2002