A conspiracy really needs three things to be successful: leadership, money, and infrastructure. At the New World Order, we've got all three. The Iluminati have provided the leadership. The Jewish Bankers have supplied the funding. And the Freemasons (and their modern offshoot, the Masons) have traditionally provided the infrastructure and secrecy we need to be successful.

COMMON KNOWLEDGE:
The Masons did not start out as a conspiracy organization. The early Freemasons were actually skilled craftsmen who formed an organization basically designed to increase the quality of life for its members. Freemasons worked to promote understanding and tolerance within its membership, and to provide a place for the growth of philosophy. In the 1700s, Adam Weishaupt founded The Illuminati, an offshoot of the Freemasons dedicated to the occult and worship of Satan. Weishaupt's goal was to unite the entire planet under the control of a single, Satanic government through the use of small motor-driven vehicles and funny hats. To do this, Weishaupt had the Illuminati (Thomas Jefferson, specifically) infiltrate the Freemasons, corrupting this once proud and progressive organization into a steaming pile of Satan worship, black magic, and conspiracy.

The Masons cover story for this monument is that it shows a virgin weeping and Time offering reassurance. But now we can share  the truth: “Time” is really a Space Alien!

The Freemasons have been behind, or provided support for, nearly every major event since that time. The French Revolution? Orchestrated by the Illuminati through the Freemasons. Paper money? The Freemasons strike again! World War I? Those pesky Freemasons! World War II? Yup. The World Council of Churches? Another Freemason plot. Kennedy? Assasinated by the Freemasons. Lost your luggage at the Denver airport? That was a Freemason plot, too!

Nearly all world leaders are part of the Freemasons 33rd Degree Scottish Rite. George Bush (Jr. and Sr.!), Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, and Mikhail Gorbachev are all 33rd degree Masons. Other Masons have included Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Samuel Adams, and Paul Revere.

The Masons have been highly secretive, and as such have been able to protect our interests and shield them from the outside world with unmatched effectiveness. Anyone who betrays the Masons shows up dead, if they ever show up again. All of the Masons are in on it, including your uncle Bob.

THE LESSER KNOWN HISTORY:
The Masons faked the moon landing. We could tell you more, but only if you knew the secret handshake and noseblow.

Updated Jun 16, 2002

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